Are You As Sensitive To Knowing That Girls Go To The Bathroom As This Bitch Of A Guy On Tinder Is?

No one wants their significant other to burst out of the bathroom and boast about the trail of skids they left caked on the shitter. Believe me, I know. My wife complains every time I tell her about the record number of flushes it took to get the bowl clean. She’s oddly unsupportive about it. Whatever happened to standing by your man, ladies? Thickness and thin and all that other shit?

We may not want to here every detail about it — even if those details include an impressive number of flushes, apparently — but we all know piss and shit and lots of other nasty shit happens in the bathroom. We all just cope with that knowledge differently.

This guy on Tinder apparently does it with denial, because when a girl tells him that she wasn’t responding to him because she was peeing he completely loses it. Not that he had a lot left to lose to begin with, because he previously also lost his shit when she wasn’t responding at all.

Dude seems like a hell of a catch.

Queefs.

Afterbirth.

C-Sections.

Clitoral hood.

I CAN PLAY THIS GAME TOO!

[H/T Metro]