Life
by J. Camm on October 29, 2012

So this girl in my dorm had been flirting with me for a while but always had a boyfriend.  She told me all the time how she was getting sick of how boring he was and that he wouldn't let her do stuff like smoke or drink because he was really religious (yeah, I know). 

Anyway, she finally chose to break up with him and who's the first person she texts, this guy. This girl was a freak.  I used to get texts literally asking if I just wanted to fuck, middle of the day, in between classes. One day we're banging out in her dorm room and she gets a couple missed phone calls from her bf.  I don't know this guy but I could recognize his name.  Then she gets a phone call for food that she apparently ordered right before I got there and she wants to stop in the middle.

I'm pissed but I just told her to hurry her cute ass back so I can finish the job so she scurries off.  Next thing I know, her bf comes barging into her room with me lying naked on her bed with my dick waving like a flag, condom and everything.  He asks in total shock where she is and I couldn't help myself, “Hopefully coming back soon because I'm not done with her.”  He furiously stormed out.

Finally, she comes back, a little distraught asking what happened. I chose not to tell her what happened until after we finished.

Couldn’t jeopardize his nut. Got to respect that. NEXT!

This story took place during my sophomore year of college at the biggest (and easiest) party school in the country: Arizona State. My fraternity was having a party and I lived in the house. I had just recently started hanging out with a girl (we’ll call her Karly) but was obviously not exclusive to her. Karly was going to a different frat party that night but then planning to come to mine later. 

By around midnight, I take a girl (Andrea) who I just met at the party into my room and proceed to bang the shit out of her for 45 minutes (shit didn't literally come out, thank God). She ends up falling asleep immediately after we finish; as the night is still young, I put my clothes back on and head back out to the party leaving the naked girl in my bed.

Back in the party, I see a girl (Danielle) who I had been hooking up with for about 6 months. I want no part of her on this night so I attempt to avoid her at all costs. She was pretty drunk (which equals crazy & horny Danielle), so I’m basically having my bro’s set screens for me so that I don’t have to deal with her.

Around 2 a.m,, Karly rolls into the party. She wants to go into my room with me, but this obviously can’t happen. I tell her that one of my bro’s cousins was visiting and that she had gotten too drunk so I let her pass out in my bed. At some point, after this, I am able to give Karly the slip to go check on Andrea in my room. I unlock my door to find out that Andrea had woken up and was not in my bed/room anymore….perfect!  At this point I’m pretty fucking hammered and my memory gets a little fuzzy here.

So I go find Karly and take her back to my room to hookup. She gives me a blowjob and apparently doesn’t notice the latex taste of my dick. This is my last clear memory.  So Karly gets up to go to the bathroom. At this point (probably close to 4am) Danielle is lurking the hallways looking for me and she sees Karly come out of my room and walk into the bathroom. Danielle capitalizes on this opportunity and runs into my room and locks the door. Karly comes back from the bathroom and finds my door locked…so she begins banging on the door.

Crazy Danielle opens the door an inch and yells, “Fuck you bitch, he doesn’t like you” and slams the door in her face. I’m blacked out / passed out so I have no idea any of this is happening. This leaves Karly with no other option then to find a cab and go home. It’s safe to say she’s not
happy.

I come out of my black out to Danielle to top of me riding my dick. At this point I am super confused and as she was not the same girl I fell asleep next to. I pass back out after the sex and before I wake up in the morning. Danielle has already slipped out. Suffice to say that was the last time Karly ever talked to me, but all in all, I did end up banging 2 girls and getting head from another all between the hours of 12am – 5am, and all in the same bed.

Danielle sounds hot. 

Before I get to the good stuff, let me set you up with my situation. I am sophomore in college who goes about their business and doesn't expect much in return and everything I'm about to say is 100% true.

One Tuesday night my one roommate unannounced to me has a small gathering of his friends with music and drinks. Having a test early the next morning, I decide not to partake and ask them to keep it down, they didn't. I didn't fall asleep until 5 a.m., with my test at 8:30 a.m., which I bombed. Later that Wednesday, I decided I'd again ro take it easy and just go to bed a little early and catch up on some much needed sleep.

Wednesday continues and it's about 10 p.m. and I'm tired as shit and I'm about to crash when I receive a text message from my good friend who I've known from back home and also goes to my school, we'll call her Rachel. She let's me know that her sorority is having a function and she is heavily wasted and won't be able to drive home. Being the nice guy that I am, I say of course, thinking she'll just crash on the couch, again I'm not the kid to take advantage of such situation so I had no intention of doing anything with her other than house her for the evening. Around 11 p.m., she texts me again asking if her sorority sister, we'll call her Melissa, could also crash. Again, I agreed.

At about midnight, they show up stumbling into my house and I'm at this point am just annoyed and want to go to sleep. I walk out to greet them, and as my other roommate is my witness they were stripping down to their bras and panties. I said nothing and I set them up on couches. Again, not trying to do anything. Then I go to the bathroom with intentions to crash myself afterwards, figuring they'd be passed out within ten minutes.  I walk out of the bathroom to find my roommate saying, “Dude, they're in your bed calling for you.”

So now you see what situation I was put in: two naked chicks in my bed. So now I ask myself, what is a guy to do? I look at my roommate, we make eye contact and he wishes me good luck, we fist bump, and in I go.

Almost as soon as I hit the sheets we are going at it, all three of us. Everything in the book. And there am I, completely sober, with two drunk naked chicks all over me, and I wasn't complaining. We wake up the next morning, and my roommate who had held the party the night prior sees these two girls walk out of my room and I just tell him, “Karma's a bitch dude,” he grinned. Melissa left and I haven't seen or talked to her since. Rachel and I are still good friends but have no intentions of doing anything else, which is chill, but still one of the greatest nights of my life, and I was completely sober the whole time.

Sometimes you just have to do things (or multiple women at once) for the sake of the story.

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J. Camm

About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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