A college girl dresses like Lil' Kim at the 1999 VMA's. A girl in her mid 20's dresses like Lil' Kim from the 1999 VMA's except she actually puts the pastie over her nipple.
A college girl's wardrobe is more predictable than the outcome of a Disney sports movie (except Cool Runnings—every time I watch it I hope the sled doesn't fall apart). In the fall, they wear long-sleeve plaid shirts, dark blue jeans, and Uggs. In the winter, they wear a hoodie with the name of their school on it, black leggings, and Uggs. And in the spring, they wear a white tank top, those short denim shorts that come in a bunch of different colors, and flip flops that match the color of said shorts.
Girls in their mid 20's swag the fuck out. Even their around-the-house look is designer. Obviously they're making more money than their 20-year-old selves, but they also care way more about what people think about their style.
I on the other hand have been wearing the exact same two pairs of jeans since 11th grade.
This is semi-true for guys too, but for the most part we still eat like shit as we get older. Girls, though, go through a complete overhaul of their diet. A drunk college girl will tweezer-stab her way to the front of the late-night pizza line and inhale four slices just to make her puke more gross. And don't even get me started on college girls and Taco Bell. College girls are to Taco Bell what Harold & Kumar were to White Castle.
Girls in their mid-20's don't go to Taco Bell because Taco Bell is gross. They shop at Whole Foods and Earth Foods and Yogurt Land. They buy things like gluten-free goat milk and soy albino pigeon burgers. They yell at their fiances for buying non-organic ketchup.
This commercial is 100% true.
Number of Friends
A college girl has about 12 or so girlfriends she goes out with on a regular basis, because they all just want to go out and drink as much as possible and nothing else matters. There's no "drama" and everyone loves each other.
Girls in their mid 20's legitimately hate each other. Everything is one big competition. Who's got the better job? Who's got the richer fiance? Who's got the better recipe for quinoa? Guys measure themselves against each other, too, but they also don't let things get in the way of hanging out. A girl in her mid 20's has maybe 3-4 friends. because by the time she hits 26, nine of those college friends have either moved away, fooled around with one of their exes, or been placed on her shitlist for whatever stupid reason.
Dependence on Their Phone
A college girl is absolutely obsessed with her phone and will have her head buried in it regardless of the situation.
A girl in her mid-20's is absolutely obsessed with her phone and will have her head buried in it regardless of the situation.