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By / 07.11.12

Q: I'm currently abroad for the summer and everyone here smokes cigarettes. Earlier, I used to smoke one every now and then when I was drunk, but now I think I've picked up the habit. So I'm wondering, what is the general college opinion on smoking cigarettes?

A: The unspoken rule is that cigarettes don’t count as long as you’re still in college. And in Europe, they never count. And that’s not even unspoken.

Moral of the story, you basically get to smoke double the cigarettes inside of those seedy Barcelona clubs. Enjoy, you lucky bastard.

And yes, you probably have picked up the ‘habit’– It's called an addiction. Deal with it after you graduate.

Q: My boyfriend wants to have a threesome (two girls, one guy). Although I'd rather drink a whole bottle of rum and die, I'm considering doing it because it's the one “sexual act” (that sounds naughty) that he's never done before. Basically, I need help. Where do I find someone and how do I convince them?

A: You’re telling me you’d rather die than perform a sexual act, but are asking my advice on how to do it anyways? Sounds a little twisted. What you should be asking is if your boyfriend would be willing to have a threesome with you and another guy- because chances are, he’d probably rather drink a whole bottle of rum—sh*t, maybe even two—than watch you get f*cked by another dude and risk crossing swords.

If he honors your relationship then he should honor your feelings and leave it alone. And this is coming from someone who thinks threesomes are a pretty cool idea.

Q: So senior prom was about a month ago. My date and I barely saw each other outside of school so we didn't talk much over the night and she didn't seem to really be having much fun. Since all of the pictures have come up on Facebook she keeps updating her profile picture with new pictures of just she and I like every day. It's weird both because most girls at our school just put up pictures of “the girls” and because she barely uses Facebook in the first place. Anyways, I just wondered if this meant that she actually is into me even though nothing happened at prom.

A: There are two possible situations here; a. she’s painfully shy and is trying to send you a message (prof pics speak louder than words, lolz) or b. you’re great arm candy but just not that good of a time in real life.

Q: How do you handle a girl that keeps on flirting with you behind her boyfriend's back? (Her boyfriend is your friend)

A: Accept the flattery, avoid eye contact, and make out with her best friend in front of her.

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