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Girl Expertly Trolls Creep Trying to Sext Her On Facebook, Uses Only Smash Mouth Lyrics in Her Responses

By / 06.19.14

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When Redditor Babs_Gray¬†encountered some creep on Facebook, who was trying to sext with her late at night, she decided appease his requests and be a naughty little slut. And by that, I mean, she responded to his texts using only the lyrics of the Smash Mouth — AKA not the greatest band of any generation ever. However, they just might be the band with the greatest lyrics to make a pervert think you want him to eat your asshole. See what I mean by that below.

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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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