by J. Camm on May 30, 2014


I honestly haven’t been inside of a Walmart in maybe 15 years, but the store has bathrooms, right? Even if it doesn’t, who does this? Was this a prank or a joke? You pissed yourself, you moron. Your pants are going to be saturated in urine for fucking hours. All the Walmart janitor has to do is soak up your pee — which doesn’t look well-hydrated to me, young lady — with his mop and move on with his day. You, on the other hand, are pretty much done being in public after do this. Not to mention, the real prank here is on whoever has the misfortune of driving you home in their car. For their sake, I hope they sprung for leather seats when they bought the thing.

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.