by J. Camm on September 10, 2012

At this point, you'd think she would have been put off and I could go on living my life, but she kept going… and so did I.

This chick is unflappable, but I wanted to assure her my cyst-having dick was fine, so I quickly responded…


Sadly, she has yet to text me back. I will continue to wait with bated breath and fistfuls of coins.

P.s. Someone please go and add “Splooge McDuck” to the Urban Dictionary and cite me as the creator/first known origin of the phrase. Thanks. 

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About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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