Life
by Reggie Noble on January 26, 2012

Stacey Irvine, who has eaten little else besides those delectable meat-based treats from the fast food restaurant since the age of two, recently collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. Doctors found the nugget enthusiast suffering from anemia and swollen veins in her tongue.

Irvine has never eaten a fruit or a vegetable. Ever. Her only other source of nutrition is the occasional slice of toast or side of french fries. Despite this, she's maintained a relatively svelte figure.

She's apparently happiest when noshing on a 20-piece order with her boyfriend. Yes, someone out there is willing to look past her grease-soaked fingers and just love on her. There's hope for all of us.

But as you'd surmised from her premature health problems, all is not right in the House of McNugget. Irvine's mother is desperate to dissuade her daughter from such a reckless diet. She's even gone as far as trying to starve the teen, which was ultimately unsuccessful.

Another problem looms. The chicken-lover is running out of space to store all of the toys and other novelty items that accompany her value meals. Something obviously has to change, and fast. Irvine has been warned that continuing on with this crazy addiction will eventually kill her. She says she simply can't resist.

Is there any food you'd knowingly risk your life for or is this girl just flat-out crazy? Let us know in the comments.

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