So on one hand, I get that your immediate reaction upon finding out that your boyfriend is a complete turd who’s been hitting up chicks on Facebook for their poon is to call him out on, of course, Facebook. But at the same time…why? Like yeah you get to call him out and make him look like an ass, but why do you wanna blow your shit up all over the place? Drama is all fun and games until you realize that people will probably be talking about you for months to come since their own lives are 500x more boring and don’t even come close to comparing, but it looks like Kelly doesn’t care. Kelly just wants her now ex-boyfriend to know that she’s fully aware of the fact that he was not just in a long-term relationship with her, but with another girl as well. Hence, the photo above via Barstool.
Cue long line of Facebook comments that are pandering and stupid just for the sake of likes:
But wait…another girl’s been getting messages from Jake as well? Waaaaaat??
Yup, not only did Jake have TWO girlfriends, but he’s been out fishing for a third (and more) the entire time. Also, he sucks at fishing. “Hey” is more likely to get me to report you to the local sex offender’s registry than to respond.
This literally never ends. It’s like a carnival ride from hell but with iPhone and Facebook screenshots.
And here comes Kelly gloating in the ocean of screenshots she’s received, PLUS blowing up Jake a little more with some pathetic texts he just sent her:
What did we learn here? Nothing. Nothing at all. I like to delude myself with the idea that the people who read this site are smart enough not to A. do anything like this, and B. get caught doing anything like this. But I guess if you’re gonna play, play smart and hide your shit. Don’t be like Jake, i.e. an idiot who gets blown up to the point where he’s gotta delete his entire Facebook:
[H/T Barstool]