Coolest. Dog. Ever. Via. Best links of the day after the jump.

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• Jessica-Jane Clement is a dream girl. [Hot Clicks]
• 50 Hottest Cheerleader Twit Pics of the Week. [Bleacher Report]
• This chick wants to get MUDDY! [Betches]
• 30 Summer Athletes in Their Bikinis. [Bleacher Report]
• The 5 Ballsiest Casino Cheats of All Time. [Cracked]
• Jay Cutler Lookin' Fratty. [Busted Coverage]
• 70-year-old virgin seeks 'tall, dark, handsome millionaire'. [TruTV]
• 30 Things I Learned While Pledging. [TotalFratMove]
• NHL Ice Girls will warm your cold heart. [The Chive]
• Avicii Should Have Been There: Japanese River Illuminated by 100,000 LED Spheres Flowing Through. [WAW]
• New Meme You Should Know: Almost Politically Correct Redneck. [Guyism]
• 5 Reasons Being Left-Handed Screws You for Life. [Cracked]
• The 25 Worst Jobs in the World. [College Humor]
• Spank Bank: Jessica Byrd. GET SOME. [Gorilla Mask]
• 8 Girls that Love Candy. [Maxim]
• CONFIRMED – Anchorman 2 Teaser will be attached to The Dictator. [Uproxx]
• The Best of the GI Joe PSAs. [Unreality]
• Miami Dolphins Hold Cheerleader Tryouts & It’s A Spectacle! (92 PHOTOS) [Busted Coverage]
• 10 Amazing UFC Face Smash Photos. [Heavy]
• The 15 Most Shockingly Overpaid People in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• What Your Fantasy Woman Says About You. [AskMen]
• 6 Examples of Scumbag Fine Print. [HolyTaco]
• Victoria Silvstedt’s Awesome Bikini Pictures. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Proud to Be an American! [The Chive]
• Lindsay Lohan is really serious about her career this time. Honest. [CelebBuzz]
• Headshots: Pulling Out Is So 2011. [Smoking Jacket]
• Meet the fastest amphibious vehicle on the planet (22 Photos & Video). [The Chive]
• Kim Kardashian’s IMDB Bio Is AMAZING. [Uproxx]
• 7 Ways Time Magazine's Mom Cover Could Be More Controversial. [Mandatory]
• The Shocking Side Effects Of Adult Entertainment. [AskMen]
• 12 Secret Weapons That Failed. [TruTV]
• The Schticky crew parodies itself. This here. Is good marketing. [Brosome]
• The Matrix Runs On Windows. [Double Viking]
• WTF: Anne Hathaway Is Boy In A Bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
• The 50 Gnarliest Pictures in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• Kate Beckinsale does a very seductive version of the ‘Dougie’ [Guyism]
• Lessons from Mom. [TFM]
• 100 Best Band Names (That Are Up For Grabs!). [Maxim]
• Men in Black cost $375 million. [Uproxx]
• Why Star Trek is secretly horrifying. [Cracked]