Ghost Hunters Record Video Of Chair Moving Across The Floor Of A Haunted House Without Anyone Touching It

I get a little pissed whenever I see a story about ghosts doing this or ghosts doing that; GHOSTS AREN’T DOING ANYTHING. They don’t exist. A Teletubby is just as likely to be moving the chair in that video across the floor as a ghost is since neither of them are real, but leave it to 54-year-old paranormal investigator Terry Johnson to say that what he was able to capture on video is a “ghost.”

Of course he says it’s a ghost – if I decide to be an invisible zebra investigator and I see a chair moving across the floor by itself, I’m going to say it’s an invisible zebra.

In reality there’s obviously thousands of explanations for why the chair moved (notice how the couch partially blocks our view which means someone could be poking it with a stick or something), but none of those matter. You’re going to choose to believe what you want to believe, and since you clicked on this in the first place I’m going to assume you believe in ghosts. So here’s what Terry had to say about it:

“We have never had anything like that before and we haven’t stopped talking about it since.

“It’s the most compelling evidence we have got up to now on an investigation.”(via)

Oh God, tell us MORE pleaseeee.

“This has just confirmed what I thought all along.
“But it seems it’s a friendly ghost.
“I really wasn’t that surprised.(via)

Gee whiz, this reminds me of the time someone told me a story and it sucked.

[H/T Mirror]