A Bro of a German mayor has officially declared that men are better drivers than women. While society at large has acknowledged this
hunch indisputable fact for quite sometime now, this is definitely a great step forward for humankind. Finally, we have a clear example of government action fueling progress.
Gallus Strobel, mayor of the town of Triberg, best known for its waterfalls and cuckoo clocks, has made headlines recently for his new parking garage policy.
Unlike the 12 spaces set aside for women, which are wider, well-lit, and closer to the exit, the men’s spaces require the driver to pull in at an angle, and avoid hitting cement pillars. They are an “attraction” for any ambitious driver, Strobel told the daily Süddeutsche Zeitung.
“But men are, as a rule, a little better at such challenges,” he told the paper.
Mitt Romney, here's your cue; the game-changer you've been looking for has finally arrived.