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By / 10.04.12

To really appreciate what G Spirits is doing, you need to go its [NSFW] website. Specifically the “About Us” section.

These are the creators:

Looks about right. And this is their mission statement:

Fo us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman. To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor.  

This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit, a G-Spirit.

I love this. It's like taking every creepy Eurotrash pickup line you ever hear in a douchey club (“Your figure, I love the erotism of your figure. I do not need anything more than this figure”) and using it to justify charging $150 for a bottle of liquor.

And the really sad thing? I'm sure they've gotten plenty of orders.

H/T: Complex

 


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