Life
by Andy Moore on July 21, 2013

 

Look, Geraldo, I'm not going to bullshit you: You're in pretty good shape for a guy your age; you are making the case that 70 is the new 50;. However, you posted this at 2 a.m. on a Sunday. You're wearing rose-colored glasses. And your towel is so purposely low that you've made it as clear as Al Capone's vault is empty that you wax your pubes. What exactly were you thinking? You know how many breakfasts you ruined? You know that you could've just snapchatted this to Cooper, right?

Also, your new cable news competitor Anthony Bourdain had a LOT of fun at your expense:

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