by David Covucci on April 27, 2014


One of this website’s icons—for his playboy lifestyle and insistence on sleeping with only the finest of trim—is getting engaged.

George Clooney.

I know. Fucking ridiculous. Hard to believe. Who’s the gal?

It’s not a celebrity. Or a model. Or Taylor Swift. It’s a human rights lawyer. The 52-year-old Clooney proposed to 36-year-old Amal Alamuddin very recently. Per USA Today:

Onlookers noticed a giant rock on Alamuddin’s left ring finger when the two met Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber for dinner Thursday in Malibu, Calif.

How’s she look?

Well done, Clooney. Well done, indeed.

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