A few weeks (or was it months? IDK) Facebook started forcing its users to download an app called “Messenger” to check your Facebook messages. I refuse to download it simply because I’m a stubborn son-of-a-bitch a don’t see the need to have ANOTHER messaging app on my phone in addition to Google Hangouts, Texting, e-mail, snapchat, etc etc etc. If someone needs to get in touch with me, they’ll find a way. That said, every time I go to check a Facebook message, I’m prompted with the message above.
This guy was forced to download the Messenger app recently and wrote a rather hilarious review of how it complicated his phone-checking bathroom time. Most accurate app review ever? Absolutely.