Christopher Walken is one of those guys who has been compulsively watchable, in whatever he's doing, throughout his career. He's someone who you look at and think, "I would watch him do anything, even fix a rotisserie chicken."

Well, now's your chance. In an inspired bit of lunacy, Funny or Die followed Walken, "Law & Order's" Richard Belzer, and two unnamed models (who never smile and are dressed all in black) as they cook a dinner and eat it at Walken's Connecticut home. It's so out there that it is, for lack of a better word, art.