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Greatest Obituary Ever Reads, ‘He Enjoyed Booze, Guns, Cars and Younger Women Until the Day He Died’

By 04.13.12


Men, make sure you pour a beer out for Michael “Flathead” Blanchard of Colorado this evening. Behold, the greatest obituary in recent memory, as published in the Denver Post today. Only a Bro legend and huge badass could have an obituary with this pullquote: “He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.” Cheers, Flathead. Here's looking at you. RIP.



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About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:
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