Men, make sure you pour a beer out for Michael “Flathead” Blanchard of Colorado this evening. Behold, the greatest obituary in recent memory, as published in the Denver Post today. Only a Bro legend and huge badass could have an obituary with this pullquote: "He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died." Cheers, Flathead. Here's looking at you. RIP.