Life
by Brandon Wenerd on July 4, 2011

  • 13 Girls Who Love 4th of July Foods. [Maxim]
  • Pretty in Patriotism: The 25 Hottest Ladies to Represent America in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
  • 10 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust Facebook. [COED Magazine]
  • 7 clichés that make you want to punch someone in the mouth. [Guyism]
  • Sicccck: Dragon Alliance Sunglasses : The Jam. [BSportier]
  • Nine Fantastic Fireworks Failures. [Smoking Jacket]
  • 10 Girls of the Red, White, and Blue. [Maxim]
  • The 7 dumbest jerks you find at every rock concert. [TruTV]
  • Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (25 Photos). [The Chive]
  • Kari Nautique wants to blow your mind on Fourth of July. [Gorilla Mask]
  • Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Reality Television. [Smoking Jacket]
  • Katie Cassidy: Just don’t call her “Butch.” [Maxim]
  • 10 Unbreakable and Disgusting Eating Records. [Bleacher Report]
  • Ashley Tisdale Birthday Bikini of the Day. [Daily What]
  • The 6 Most Amazing Military Raids of All-Time [Cracked]
  • 10 true stories that will give men nightmares. [TruTV]
  • Rednecks and Fireworks: That’s ‘Merica! [Holy Taco]
  • Sport Technology, Gadgets: 10 Latest and Most Innovative. [Bsportier]
  • 20 Ridiculous Photos to Celebrate America. [Heavy]
  • 25 Essential Summer Songs. [Smoking Section]
  • 5 Romantic Movie Gestures That Were Actually Dick Moves. [Cracked]
  • 8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Believe Are for Kids. [Cracked]
  • WANT: The Elements of F*cking Style: A Helpful Parody. [Cool Material]
  • Gretchen Rossi Getting Her AMERICA on. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • 10 Most Presidential Cartoon Moments. [Adult Swim]
  • The author Thomas Jefferson (18 Photos). [The Brigade]
  • Watch this short film: Splitscreen, A Love Story. [Film Drunk]
  • Best and Worst National Anthem Performances. [Heavy]
  • Torrie Wilson Bikini Pictures. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • East Flatbush Project Ft. DeS – Tried By 12. [HD]
  • 10 Ridiculously Patriotic Ads for the Fourth of July. [AdWeek]
  • Top 10: Coveted Sports Gear. [Ask Men]
  • Thomas Jefferson's 1st Draft of the Declaration of Independence. [College Humor]
  • The Four Most Homophobic Comics Ever Created. [Cracked]
  • This Wal-Mart Beer Tank is GNAR. [The Chive]
  • 20 Awesome Underground Sports. [Bleacher Report]
  • The 25 Hottest Athletes of Dubious Sports. [Bleacher Report]
  • New York vs Chicago fireworks. [The Brigade]
  • Rihanna's rolling about on a psychadelic car. [FHM]
  • The 7 Best Kinds of Monkeys: A Drunk Column. [Cracked]
  • WTF: Couple Survives Car Crash Into Pond, Man Dies After Going Back For Belongings. [Regretful Morning]
  • Meet Becki the beer girl. [The Chive]
  • Ashley Tisdale Holiday Bikini Pictures. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Happy 4th Of July From The Bang Bang Lady! [Next Round]
  • 7 Sloppiest Face-Stuffing Competitive Eating Contests. [COED Magazine]
  • 20 Worst Contracts That Could Get Dumped at the Deadline. [Bleacher Report]
  • VIDEO: Brian Wilson melts down in dugout after blowing save. [Guyism]
  • Taylor Vixen Gets Naked in Magazines. [Smoking Jacket]
  • The Top 10 Lamest Fashion Label Vehicles of All Time. [Sub5Zero]
  • Drunken, slurring dwarf sings ‘Cutie Patootie’ [FilmDrunk]
  • 51 Astoundingly Unusual American Town Names. [COED Magazine]
  • 9 movie losers you’d definitely hang out with. [Guyism]
  • That’s What She Said Explained. [Next Round]
  • 21 things not to try at home (ever). [TruTV]
  • 12 Ways to Fill the Void in Your Life Without NBA Basketball. [Bleacher Report]
  • 5 Advanced Technologies Still Catching Up To Invertebrates. [Cracked]
  • Super Sexy Fourth of July Pool Party Girls [COED Magazine]
  • Cinema’s 7 Funniest Fart Scenes In Honor of National Baked Bean Month. [COED Magazine]
  • VIDEO: Watch not one, but TWO pole dancing Lara Crofts. [Guyism]
  • Drunken backyard Olympics. [TruTV]

Firework Commercial of the Day

Firework Video of the Day

Music I Like And Don't Care If You Do of the Day

Common – Ghetto Dreams feat NAS by Nasir Jones

Tips? Post ideas? Ridiculous photos / stories from the Fourth? E-mail me at brandon@brobible.com