This came to me from a freelancer of mine on Saturday morning. He (or she! (But totally he)) wishes to remain anonymous:
so friday night, we got pretty crazy. started drinking around seven, but it wasn’t until after midnight that someone pulled out a bag. we were up until three at my place just ripping lines. of course, i had to get up at nine but whatever. as my buddy was leaving my place, i said shit dude, i’m not gonna be able to sleep. my buddy says he’s got a trick for that.
make yourself some tea and pour some bourbon in it. a shot or two. the combination calms you down, and gets you a little more drunk so you can pass out.
i tried it and it worked like a charm. no more heart racing in bed. you should try it some time.
Why would you think I would need that advice?
But there you have it. It sounds like sound science. Do you have any remedies for sleeping when you’ve gotten a little cocaine crazy? Post them in the comments.
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