Floyd Mayweather Just Blew $4,800,000 On What Is Probably The Dumbest Purchase Ever

Was it a truck full of 4,800,000 $1 dildos? Was it a house built directly onto the beach in an area known for frequent flooding? What was it? WHAT WAS IT?!!

It was….

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A car.

Now before you go off and say “Oh shut up Rebecca you suck,” just hear me out before you go on rampage.

1. Yes, I do suck. Thanks for noticing!
2. Sure it’s a Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita “supercar,” but think about how practical owning one of these things is. You can’t drive it in public to say, the mall or wherever because some bozo in the parking lot could swing his door open too wide and ding the edge of your car. That repair? Several thousand. You tryna throw cash into a dumpster fire? Then by all means, drive it around town. But you’re not that dumb – you’re Floyd Mayweather! You might not be able to read but you sure as hell know that $1 > $0, so you’re going to drive this baby on closed test tracks and nowhere else.

Except…oh wait, you have to pay to reserve a test track. And what fun is driving around in a circle several billion times? Sure the car is sick and probably goes vroom-vroom and shit, but that scenery’s gotta get old soon. So what do you wanna do – risk letting the general public ding up your car, or only drive it in closed quarters and just let it sit in your garage for 30 outta the 31 days of the month?

Doesn’t sound so hot now, does it? Which means you wanna sell it. That’s nice and all, but the value of a car depreciates over time, so that $4.8 million you spent on it? You’re not gonna break even, and besides, who the fuck wants to buy a USED designer car like this? If you’ve got the money to blow on it in the first place then you’re gonna buy a new one, not a grungy hand-me-down.

So for Floyd Mayweather and all the money he’s got in the bank this might not be an AWFUL purchase…but for someone like you or me who decided to splurge because we got lucky enough to win the lottery?

Nah. Pass.