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by Paul Sacca on July 12, 2014

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Everybody is doing yoga these days; athletes, grandmas, even naked heroin addicts. Meet 51-year-old Michele Rene Cernak, she is quite the yoga enthusiast. Nothing will stop her from performing her spiritual exercise, not the absence of a yoga studio, and not even the lack of clothes. Cernak was arrested on Wednesday in Ocala, Fla. after police found the yogi had removed her clothes and performing yoga in the middle of the street. Her need to do yoga was so intense that she left her truck running nearby, and when police investigated the vehicle they discovered heroin and other assorted drug paraphernalia. Authorities say she was bleeding from an open wound on her ankle, and when questioned she admitted that she had been shooting heroin. She was charged with possession of heroin, possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, and possession of drug paraphernalia and was being held in jail with her bail set at $5000. Enjoy doing the downward facing dog position in jail.

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