A central Florida used car dealership, Nation's Trucks, is currently running the best Veterans' Day promotion that planet Earth, and Ted Nugent, has ever seen. From the holiday (which was last Thursday) straight through the end of the month, any customer who buys one of their reliable, used trucks gets a sweet gift. No, it's not set of those ironic balls you hang from the hitch. It isn't even a signed copy of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" DVD -- although, in this instance, that would be a very close second. Instead, each new truck owner gets a little toy known as a f*cking AK-47 assault rifle. No better way to drum up some business than to make every central Florida redneck, with a twinkle in his eye, an army of one.
The promotion, as you probably guessed, is f*ckin' killing it. Nation's Trucks general sales manager has said that since the hand cannon promotion started last week, the dealership has more than doubled their sales. This just goes to show you how f*cking dumb some people are when the smallest incentive presents itself. The gun, while really really awesome, retails for only $400! And, civilians can buy one. I know this because the dealership is just sending them to a gun shop to get their free gun. So either these people all just needed non-certified used trucks or they are f*cking idiots.
This incentive package, as you probably also could have guessed, has not gone without complaint, either. I mean, anytime you decide to hand out guns to the general public, there is bound to be both whiners and casualties. So far we only have whiners, but I'm hopeful for more. The sales manager, however, fires back at those opposing this idea by saying, "My buyer is absolutely a gun owner, no question." Well, chief, it's kind of impossible for them not to be, now isn't it?