Man Dies During Argument About BBQ and You’re 100% Correct In Assuming It Was In Florida

It’s just like that old Jim Croce song — you don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t tell another man how to cut BBQ, you don’t ever move to Florida and you don’t mess around with Chico. Badootdootdoot…

[Via Jacksonville.com]

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