When you’re embroiled in a six-hour standoff with the cops, one thing is for damn sure: your ass is going to jail and it is going to jail for a long motherfucking time. That’s why I have to take my hat off to Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, and Leanne Hunn, 30, for banging it out one last time before the cops kicked in the door and sent them to the slammer.
To be honest, I need to give major kudos to Bautista, more so than Hunn, because I couldn’t even maintain an erection knowing I was about to go to jail for a long time, let alone fuck my lady to completion. Takes a real renegade to see it through under such circumstances.
[H/T Death and Taxes]