A classy couple was arrested in Florida last week after they were spotted having sex in front of a bunch of children playing on a playground, according to Police.
Danielle Stager, 26, and Shane Johnson, 38, were caught Friday afternoon next to a tree with their pants around their ankles near playground in Greenacres, a city about 10 miles from Palm Beach, according to The Smoking Gun.
Four youngsters, all under the age of 10-years-old, reported to the Police that they spotted the act.
By the time the cops arrived, the couple had moved from the base of the tree to a truck in the playground’s parking lot, where they continued the deed. Stager’s feet were reported to be dangling out the driver’s side door while Johnson’s positioned himself on top of her.
The couple was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior into the Palm Beach County Jail.
Woo! Florida coming in hot. The saddest part of this all is that I bet this isn’t even news in Florida. Everyone’s like “Soooo….how was the sex?” Thank God I lived an entitled childhood in the Northeast because if I was surrounded by Floridian debauchery growing up, I’d probably have a tattoo on my face by now.