Two weeks ago when Waffles rattled off the 15 worst people in America, he hit the nail on the head by including "people of reality TV fame." On Friday afternoon, rumors began to swirl that America's number one douche clown, Spencer Pratt, is shopping around a sex tape of his soon-to-be ex-wife, Heidi Montag. He's promising it's the "Citizen Kane of sex tapes," joking on Twitter about Orson Wells making a guest appearance. On Friday, Vivid Entertainment's Steven Hirsch told TMZ, "I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag. We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal." Today things got even more interesting. According to TMZ, the former "Hills" star is rumored to have a girl-on-girl sex tape with Karissa Shannon, one of Hugh Hefner's former Playmate twin girlfriends. Pratt is asking for $5 million for the tape of Montag gettin' busy. In the meantime, with the couple moving forward with divorce proceedings, we're skeptical if Montag's skin flick ever sees the light of day. Here's the five things about the impending, to-be-determined release that you need to know.
1. Desperate to lure his estranged wife into a reality TV show deal, Pratt met up with Montag at a hotel in Costa Rica to discuss releasing the tapes. The summit kinda, sorta sounds like extortion, no? Via TMZ:
Spencer tells TMZ he and Heidi arranged last Sunday to meet at the hotel under the pretext that he would turn over two of their dogs. Spencer brought the dogs to the hotel, turned them over to Heidi, and then made it clear to her that he was not leaving until they settled their issues.
Spencer tells us Heidi knew since they met four years ago that all he wanted was to become famous ... and nothing will stand in his way now. According to Spencer, Heidi is "freaking out because she doesn't want to do reality TV anymore."
Pratt says they have been saying in separate hotel rooms and they have been having ongoing, semi-hysterical discussions -- in which Spencer has demanded that Heidi tear up the divorce papers and do a revealing reality show on why she needs to get away from him.
As Spencer puts it, "You cannot turn off the Speidi machine."
Spencer is very clear ... he will release a flurry of sex tapes if she does not agree. Spencer added, "I am a wild sexual freak and I love sex."
2. It seems like Montag has made quite a few sex tapes over the past four years. Pratt told TMZ he has a library of homemade adult entertainment.
He has an "entire website's" worth of footage, saying, "I will knock Club Jenna out of the water."
3. According to one of Pratt's friends, the sex tape will be explosive. Via TMZ:
Spencer has told a friend that the alleged tape "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur."
4. The skin flick includes au natural footage that pre-dates her first appearance on "The Hills," as well as her notorious boob implants. Via TMZ:
Sources close to the deal tell TMZ that the proposed Heidi sex tape would include footage from both before "The Hills" star had extensive work done and after. So in some of the footage she probably makes a lot of different facial expressions and in the rest ... not so much.
5. Pratt allegedly found footage of Montag engaging in some steamy girl-on-girl action with Karissa Shannon. However, Shannon's skeptical about the veracity of the claim. Via TMZ:
We're told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi ... moving out some of his stuff. Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa -- and the light bulb went off. Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his "library" to Vivid Entertainment -- much of it featuring nekked, fornicating Speidi. We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum. As for Karissa Shannon -- she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she's not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she'll sue the pants off him.