Because these guys win. From the Daily Dot:
According to the French Sud-Ouest, the five, upon exiting a club early Thursday morning, happened upon a Bordeaux circus that was buckled down for the night. Undeterred, they found an 8-year-old llama named Serge, and brought it out for a night on the town.
Would you do that? Then, they took it on the subway. Look at this llama, just riding the subway. He thinks he's people.
Of course, because this is modern times, they all got arrested. But they'll always have this photo.
Bro on gentlemen. Bro on.
[Via The Daily Dot]