Quick game: If you were to put together a completely stereotypical ranking of what nationality this possible insane, certainly shitfaced person hails from, what would be your top-five? Here's what I've got:
5. Scotland (Basking sharks have no teeth; Scotts are prodigious drinkers.)
4. China (They cut off their fins for soup, proving they've already dominated the species in every other way possible.)
3. The DR (High concentration of “swim with sharks” tour guides.)
2. The U.S. South (Clearly.)
1. Australia (Landslide victory.)
Yeah. It was an Aussie man who's responsible for this pic: “This fellow has decided as a jape to climb inside the shark with a knife, put his hand through the gills of the shark and pretended to stab it between the eyes,” quotes one Aussie paper. “MOST fishermen are guilty of the odd photobrag, but none can match this bloke's cockiness.”
Jape. Bloke. Climbing in sharks. Australia's the best.
[H/T: MSN Now]
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