Remember the Wall Streeter that kept a painfully detailed spreadsheet of his Match.com dates? This might one-up that. Via Deadspin comes the tail of a 24-year-old financial services employee that hands out a super awkward and creepy survey to dates he's met on OKCupid to rate the experience. Questions include "How are Mike's conversation skills" and "Mike is very masculine; at any point did you feel he was compensating for anything?" and "Are you a feminist." Something tells me that Mike is a man that takes customer service very, very seriously.

I just want to know how he distributes this thing if he happens to have sex with one of his dates. In the car on the way home? Post coitus? Does he hand out a self-addressed envelope with a stamp for the ladies to mail it back to him? Or is this all done electronically? So many questions...