This Female Alligator Born Without A Tail Looks Like A Million Dollar Japanese Sex Toy, Is 100% An Alien

According to this clip, alligators being born without a tail is actually one of the semi-common birth defects found in alligators. That said, as someone who grew up in Florida, was a Boy Scout and had to go camping in the swamps countless times, and went to a H.S. where we used to find alligators in the bathrooms (true story), I’ve never in my life seen this birth defect present in the wild. So I’m not sure how ‘common’ this really is at all. Now, get ready to have your mind blown by the female alligator born without a tail (who looks like a Japanese sex doll):

This definitely is one of the weirdest birth defects I’ve ever seen in an animal though, and I’m someone who takes a keen interest in the malformities present in animals in the state where I grew up. Snakes with two heads, deer with two heads, dongs with heads…it’s all quite fascinating.

As for this female alligator born without a tail it’s a MIRACLE that she’s being kept safe in a sanctuary, because she’d probably go for a million bucks at auction in Japan. It’s like a living/breathing dragon sex toy, and from the glimpses I’ve seen on the Internet of Japanese tentacle porn and their infatuations with dragons, well, this gator would have a tough time over there.

h/t worldstar