On December 10, a 38-year-old Social Security employee received a formal slap on the wrist for "conduct unbecoming a federal officer," AKA polluting the air in his office with his turd hatch's finest. Dude has gas, lots and lots of stanky ass gas, and his co-workers couldn't take it anymore. Naturally, they complained to their boss, then they went the extra mile and logged all of the farts he blew on 17 different days. During those days, the man cut top-shelf SHITWIND 60 times. Although who knows how many of his co-workers started ripping ass during those days just to frame him? I know if I was in that office, and I could blame my every fart on someone else, I'd blow assburps recklessly. People would walk by my cube and I'd be mid-waft, just loving life and shit.
When all the logging was done, the man's manager wrote him an official reprimand, jotting down all the dates and times of his flatulence, on Social Security letterhead. The entire five-page document is below.
And, in perhaps the most fitting photo found of the man, here is a shot of him and his wife posing with Pepe Le Pew, a fictional skunk who knows a thing or two about ruining other people's day.
[H/T The Smoking Gun]