Family Dollar Manager Catches White Trash Woman Trying to Steal Febreze, Proceeds to Lose His Goddamn Mind

Don’t make a Family Dollar store manager have to choke a bitch!

Good work, white trash lady. Having your children watch you steal shit at an early age will help them transform in to complete garbage even faster. It’s like a young boy watching sports and mimicking the moves of his favorite athlete, only nothing like that at all.

[H/T: Mentality Mag]