Fans of Superbad will remember Seth's "condition"—something like 8% of kids have it—which involved hours and hours of dick drawing as a kid. Australian co-workers Jeremy Bassett and Dylan Merritt have taken the seminal high-school film's best moment and turned it into a continuous artform. They've created a Facebook page dedicated to "Drawing Dicks on the Herald Sun."
The page has been around since September, but we now know about it thanks to a popular Reddit post today. Over 264,000 people, Australians and other dick-drawing aficionados alike, follow daily updates that detail numerous creative ways ink-and-pen artists have corrupted Melbourne's Herald-Sun newspaper. There are some truly triumphant and veiny numbers to look at.
Do the drawers have too much time on their hands? Are they squandering their creative gifts by redrawing a horse as a massive erection? No, and no. They're doing God's work. It's my new favorite Facebook page.
Below are 15 favorites, along with the first thought that popped to mind when I saw them.
This is so dumb.
Gone with the Dick.
"CUM BACK TO ME."
"Why yes, I do think our economy is... growing."
I... I mean, look at the headline...
OH MY GOD THE HEADLINE.