People Are Freaking Out Over This Video Of A Guy Maybe Going Through An Exorcism On A Roller Coaster

I’m no exorcism expert since I haven’t gone to church since I puked off the choir balcony in the middle of “Amazing Grace” when I was 7, but it’s my unprofessional opinion that this guy is going through some rough shit. Again, dunno if it’s an exorcism like the Internet keeps telling me, but at the very least he ate some bad Taco Bell before getting thrown around in that slingshot ride. Or maybe he just realized he’s got a bad case of head lice and the realization made him vomit uncontrollably. Both are solid possibilities, but until his head starts doing 360’s I remain unconvinced.