Here’s Every Single Type Of Booze Humanity Has Ever Gotten Hemmed Up On

Humans! We’re … we’re fucking drunks. Pretty much ever since we started existing, we’ve been getting crunked up on shit. If it wasn’t the ancient Egyptians drinking barley wine, it was the ancient Sumerians, who probably also drank barley wine.

To illustrate the history of our collective dependency, The Atlantic put together this soothing video of every type of alcohol that has ever existed it.

Watch it this afternoon and feel inspired. There’s so much booze you can drink tonight. So much.

Bless.