Life
by David Covucci on October 3, 2013

Things got off to a great start.

He offers up his advice to Congress. Frankly, I'm disappointed this didn't involve saying “Shut the place down!”

On the best bar he ever rescued.

Some Redditors offered a spin on Taffer's tagline.

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MIDGETS AND BREASTS ALERT. MIDGETS AND BREASTS ALERT.

Welp. Never eating out anywhere ever again.

His advice on opening a bar.

And lastly, what Jon Taffer's drink of choice is.