Things got off to a great start.
He offers up his advice to Congress. Frankly, I'm disappointed this didn't involve saying “Shut the place down!”
On the best bar he ever rescued.
Some Redditors offered a spin on Taffer's tagline.
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MIDGETS AND BREASTS ALERT. MIDGETS AND BREASTS ALERT.
Welp. Never eating out anywhere ever again.
His advice on opening a bar.
And lastly, what Jon Taffer's drink of choice is.