December 19, 2012 shall go down in history as the day the Internet lost its shit over a possibly fake video of a motherf-ckin' golden eagle swooping up a toddler in Montreal. Still, eagle videos are the tits, so I went ahead and ranked the 5 best real eagle videos on YouTube.
Eagle vs. Deer
Poor deer doesn't stand a motherfuckin' chance against a motherfuckin' Eagle in full sprint. You think he could just give the bird a swift kick to the chest with its hind legs, but NOPE. It's already paralyzed by the time it hits the ground.
Eagle vs. Sea Snake
Don't tread on me, motherfuckers!
Eagle vs. Lion
King of the jungle my ass! I've watched many a cat stalk and kill birds. But a motherfuckin' lion? Simba here is truly living up to his name as a big pussy cat.
Eagle Drags a Goat Off a Cliff
Aw, look at that little goat. Isn't it cute? Not to a hungry golden eagle; It's a motherfuckin' medium-rare Smith & Wollenskys porterhouse steak. His pre-dinner excercise? Scooping it up out of the sky and dropping off a cliff. YOU LIFT, BRO?
Eagle Catches Fox and Wolf
Discovery's "Human Planet" series had a big feature about this a few years ago. It was badass. In Mongolia, hunters train these giant eagles to capture and kill foxes and wolves.