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By / 08.10.14

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Meet 21-year-old entertainer Marc Corrieri, who makes an astounding $200 an hour appearing at events or bachelor/bachelorette parties dressed as an Oompa Loompa or Superman. However it appears that his kryptonite is young girls. The 4ft 2in performer has a tall rap sheet of sexually harassing underage girls. In court Corrieri admitted to four charges of sending sexually explicit messages to two 16-year-olds and two 13-year-olds between May 2011 and August 2012. Corrieri has been put on the sex offenders’ register and will be sentenced next month.

Corrieri messaged a pair of 15-year-old twins on Facebook and disgustingly asked one of the girls to feel “his third leg.” He should have additionally been charged with using an atrocious pickup line that has never worked in the history of civilization. Things get worse for the lil fella, he also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at a 16 and under club. I assume it’s fairly easy for him to gain access to such places. Initially he offered the pubescent girl a job as a face-painter for $60 per day, but that quickly morphed into him asking about her sex life. It’s rough out there these days, for $60 a day I’d gladly paint faces for a midget and have him ask me about how reverse cowgirl is my favorite sexual position. While his actions are completely abominable you have to feel a little sympathetic to his condition because when you’re 4-foot tall I imagine that finding chicks is a near impossibility. The hopelessness may force a little person to gravitate to younger girls who may not hit their growth spurt yet and you’re nearly the same size.

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you hit on underage chicks?
Hoping to receive illegal naked pics
Why are you sexting 13-year-old brats?
What do you think will come of that?

[DM]

Photo via Deadline News


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