Dutch Biker Gang, No Surrender, Has Been Given The Dutch Government’s Blessing To Fight ISIS — This Is Not Satire

This is as wild of an idea as the time the United States sent a motley crew of deep-core drillers to outer space to save the world from a massive astroid. We all know how well that turned out, so sending the No Surrender Amsterdam chapter biker gang to fight ISIS just might work!

Of course that previous “deep-core driller” scenario was the plot of Armageddon, a far-fetched movie that somehow still managed to tug on your feel box, but sending a biker gang to fight ISIS, this shit is real life. And yet, I don’t hate the idea. ISIS is an unconventional enemy, and… yeah, I really can’t justify this move in any way. I just know I don’t hate it and I’d watch the shit out of it if I found it on Netflix streaming.

According to Yahoo News:

The Dutch public prosecutor said on Tuesday that motorbike gang members who have reportedly joined Kurds battling the Islamic State group in Iraq are not necessarily committing any crime.

“Joining a foreign armed force was previously punishable, now it’s no longer forbidden,” public prosecutor spokesman Wim de Bruin told AFP.

“You just can’t join a fight against the Netherlands,” he told AFP after reports emerged that Dutch bikers from the No Surrender gang were fighting IS insurgents alongside Kurds in northern Iraq.

I stand by my comments. This would make a hell of a movie plot. Call Bay and Bruckheimer. While we’re at it, get Aerosmith on the horn, too. We’re going to need killer soundtrack for this.

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