An unthinkable amount of each week's Ask a Bro submissions are some variation of the question "how can I last longer in bed?" Sure, I know plenty of good ways from drinking, to taking serotonin medication, to finding a way to whack off moments before, to becoming an illusionist (i.e. "the pull-out to eat her out and blow it on her floor when she's not looking" method -- I admit, that needs a more concise name) but now Durex is claiming they have a new condom "with delaying effect" (Novocain drip into the dickhole?). And their new advertisements are blatantly informing us of who should be wearing these magical scumbags.

[H/T Buzzfeed]