Dude Who Wrote ‘How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona’ Gored by Bulls of Pamplona

Let’s all take a moment and laugh at “Buffalo” Bill Hillmann. Why? Well, three reasons.

Mr. Hillman is a published author of the book ‘How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona.’

First off, we are laughing at him because he wrote that book. Because it’s predatory. There is no guide to surviving the Bulls of Pamplona. You cannot write any book that delineates steps which ensures you don’t die during that vicious tradition. Because you might. He is lying to people.

Second, I bet Mr. Hillman fashions himself as a modern day Hemingway. Drinking daiquiris in Cuba (even though he’s never been). Referring to himself as a “Writer” (with a capital W). Mr. Hillman is a man’s man who once shot a gun before.

Third, he got gored in the leg by a bull in Pamplona this morning.

Haha. Haha. Haha.

We wish him a speedy recovery.

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