Winne the Pooh
Did you get laid on Halloween? I didn’t get laid on Halloween. Which is unfortunate, because getting laid on Halloween is the best. It’s a night of no-strings attached fetishes. You can be a furry or a dude into fucking pirates and no one cares.
You know who did get laid on Halloween? A guy in the United Kingdom, in a bathroom while wearing a Tigger costume.
In the process, he also scarred a three-year-old for life. From the Facebook page of the Dawlish Neighborhood Police (Dawlish is a town in England).
yesterday evening my daughter took her young child 2 the toilets on barton hill there was a couple in the baby changing room aving full blown sex they slammed the door in my granddaughter face and caught her hand in the door resulting in bruising 2 her fingers this is not on this is a disgusting act and in a baby changing room they were about 30ish the man had a tigger outfit on the woman was undressed not very nice 4 a 3 yr child hope no other parent has witness this disgusting behaviour and slammed a door on her hand
Wow. That’s barely English. How can someone be so illiterate? But back to this poor kid. This poor kid is probably never going to be able to watch Winnie the Pooh again. Or grow up to be really into bestiality. Pretty much no in between.
Unrelated-ish, my dog went dressed as Tigger this Halloween. Here she is. She had sex with no one that night.
[H/T The Daily Dot]