Watch This Dude Try To Spit Game To A Chick Then Fall Flat On His Ass–100% Went Home Alone


No matter how good looking/cocksure you may be, approaching a chick is nerve wracking. Rejection is a tough pill to swallow. I’ll never forget when I was in Ocean City, Maryland and I approached this chick (she was a 7, and that’s being generous) and before I could say one word, she said “you’re ugly” and walked away. I thought about that shit in the shower for like–I actually thought about in the shower this morning. It happened in 2012.

But nothing like seeing one of your boys stroll over to a chick like he’s fucking Don Draper before taking a dive on the floor, ruining his tailbone and any shot he had at success. Poor guy will never live this down. Will probably be written on his tombstone. And that’s the way it should be.

[h/t LadBible]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.