Drunk Dude Passes Out In Driver’s Seat, Stranger Deemed ‘The Drunk Knight’ Leaves Water And Hilarious Note

You know those times when you’re legless drunk and just about to drive home from the bar and you pass out on the steering wheel? Like you’re even too shitfaced to make a horrible decision? Ya me neither. But if I ever did wake up with my face stuck to the center console, I’d hope Reddit user Krazy_Legs was in the neighborhood to coach me back to health, both physically and morally.

Krazy_Legs is getting major internet points for his actions after he saw a dude passed out in the driver’s seat of his car near his apartment in Massachusetts.

Krazy_Legs explains on Reddit:

“I found this guy passed out drunk with his car running outside of a bar at 3:00 am. The bars close at midnight where I am, so I tried to wake him up, but he just kept mumbling and continued to sleep. I decided to hide his keys in the backseat, just in case a cop came, and left him a note and some water. I realized once I was sober that a cop would probably just read the note and arrest him anyway, but at least I tried.”

The note belongs in a poetry book or an art museum.

As Reddit user beefstick86 so eloquently put it: ‘You are not the hero he deserved, but a hero he needed.’

Couldn’t have said it better myself, beefstick.

[H/T Metro UK]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.