So this wheelchair-bound dude robbed a Santander (formerly Sovereign) Bank in Queens, New York City and rolled away scott free. The robbery occurred a little after 2 pm Monday afternoon. Police indicate that the perpetrator was a man in his late 20’s wearing a grey hoodie who handed the teller a note demanding cash. She then handed him $1,200 and he fled westbound on Broadway in his wheelchair, ABC7 reports.
More power to this dude. I drunkenly lost my debit card and have been waiting for a replacement from Santander Bank for two weeks. Fuck that place. Can’t say that I haven’t contemplated taking matters into my own hands myself. But to have the handicap of being handicapped and executing a mission that requires swiftness and mobility is simply admirable. Not even mad, just impressed. Is every member of the NYPD off today or are they giving him a head start? Neither, this dude’s fucking crafty. He’s probably in Maui right now teaching tourists how to surf under the “Kunu” alias.
Take a look at this face, it’s the last you’ll see of it. Dude’s fucking gone like a fart in the wind.
You are bound by NOTHING, bros.
[H/T ABC News]