You know that one friend you love to hate on? He takes himself a little too seriously so you give him wet willy’s from the backseat when he’s driving and you tried to finger his sister last summer. The dude who never brings beer to your parties but will pick you up at the bar when you’re too blackout to navigate your way home. Well I do I have the perfect birthday gift for you to give to your frenemy!
A BAG OF GUMMY DICKS
The gummy dick phenomenon started when Imgur user ‘budwick’ uploaded the below photos:
Aww, a package! Could it be that new book you ordered off Amazon? Mittens from Gramma? Your chlamydia prescription?
Nope. It’s 100 packages within one package. That’s some Russian doll, Inception shit.
Budwick said that he was “Offended, but delighted. The worst part is, they’re delicious”.
In between eating dicks, he noticed a website at the bottom of the paper: Dicksbymail.com. The cost of the dick package is $15. Pocket change.
So if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to order some gummy dicks for everyone in my contact list. Even you Grandma. Especially you Grandma. Grandpa’s been gone for years.