I’m fairly confident she’s not invited for dinner. For most dudes, this is worst case scenario. The two women you love most in this world are the two people who hate each other most. And watching them go the distance is an unfathomably shitty circumstance because eventually, you’ll have to pick a side. But for now, just whip out your selfie stick, enjoy your mom getting her ass kicked, and then upload it to all your social media networks because its provocative, it’s what the people want.