A Northbridge, Mass. woman named Patricia Malone was arrested for a DUI Monday evening after plowing her car through a golf course and parking in a sand trap. It was the middle of the day when she went off-roading.
I love the way this story is presented by the Daily Mail. It delivers both a real "no sh*t" second paragraph, and an ending quote that sums up the story nicely.
A woman who drove her car into a golf course's sand pit told police it was because her GPS sent her the wrong way.
Police in Northbridge, Massachusetts say the woman was drunk.
Maione blamed her driving - while entering the course going approximately 45 MPH (72 km/h) - on her GPS system, according to Northbridge Officer Randy Lloyd.
'[Maione] stated her GPS had told her to turn left. She stated that this left brought her into a "cornfield" and once she was in the "cornfield" she kept driving trying to get out of her "cornfield," Officer Lloyd told the Telegram and Gazette.
He added: 'Ms Maione stated that she did not even like golf.'
Is there a mugshot, you ask? Oh, there's a mugshot.
H/T: Daily Mail